So it begins...

Empowered by a recent, err, deposit (Jan. 27th) and an, um, liquidation of (juice) assets (Jan. 29th), Aubrey is now in charge of potty time:

Aubrey: Potty chair. Potty chair?!? Potty chair!!!
Mommy/Daddy: Okay. Let's sit on the potty chair.
Aubrey: Clothes off! Aubrey do it! AUBREY DO IT!!!
M/D: Sorry, I was just trying to get you on the potty chair.
Aubrey: Read?
M/D: Okay. Which book?
Aubrey: Ma-za-gine!
M/D: Magazine? Okay. Hey, sit down!
[Aubrey runs into the living room]
Aubrey: Gallop!
M/D: Gallop?!? What about potty time?